Tuesday, July 5, 2011

PMS Flag Hoisted!



I really don't know what has brought upon this sudden urge to express my dislikes and pet peeves. Perhaps a sign of PMS? Anyways, it's my blog and I get to say what I like. And hopefully, some of you who are going through the same thing as me will not feel alone anymore and I could make someone else's day...I only hope.

So yes, have you ever noticed that there are different types of girls? Many guys just think that the female species is all made up into one stereotypical race, but I am sorry to say that you are wrong. I have come across many types of women from all walks of life, and man, sometimes women can be scary.

I'm sure these women all have a deep dark psychological explanation for the way they behave, but what amazes me if that they don't even know they are behaving the way they do.

One of the most annoying types of girls (to me) is the drop dead gorgeous girl who pretends to be insecure about her looks but actually knows it and pretends to be the nice girl next door but is in actual fact a bitch. These are the girls who always say, "I don't know why girls don't like me. I'm such a nice person..." *Rolls Eyes* There is a reason why girls don't like you.

Oh man, I know so many of these girls and nope, they are not my friends. It was a conscious effort.
  
There are also girls, who don't understand what the word limit means. These girls, make the worst ex-girlfriends. These are the girls who have broken up with their boyfriends years ago and yet keep them in mind as a plan C, D or E. These girls knowing that their exes have well moved along, still try to wedge their way into their exes lives knowing that the memory of them will soon fade away.

These girls need to know that they are fighting a losing battle. They were once important in their exes life, key word being ONCE. People who aren't important enough, always get phased out of someone else's lives. They just need to realise it.

Another type of girl is the alpha-female. Within this type of women are two sub-categories, those that earn respect and those that demand respect. First things first, you don't always have to be number one. It's great that you are ambitious and independent, you'd make Beyonce proud, but don't emasculate men la. I'm all for Women's Liberation and Feminism, but you don't always have to be better than the guys. Let them feel macho once in a while. 

Everyone always knows who wears the pants in the relationship, you don't need to flaunt it.

Another girl is the best friend or claims to be. When you are a guy and your best friend is a girl, watch out. The same goes if the situation was reversed. No heterosexual couple can remain mutual forever. This so-called "best friend" will sabotage all your relationships until you realise that he/she is the only one there for you. *WARNING* *WARNING* These friendships will never last because one of you always lusts. 

Now, now, not all girls are bad. I'd say girls that have loads of male friends as well probably show that they are pretty cool because they can be one of the guys. Girls who don't mind getting wet in the rain, eating at the road-side and travelling on weird rough back-packing trips.

These girls, I would say, are your cool girls. They don't wear make-up everyday, they leave the house while their hair is still wet, and don't mind wearing slippers to the supermarket. These girls, I can be friends with. 

Girls who can hold their drinks, are girls I can get along with. I absolutely detest taking care of emo-drunk girls, who always drunk-dial their ex-boyfriends and end up sitting and crying in the toilet. It's a waste of quality time that could be spent drinking with a bunch of cool girls that like to drink.

Girls, who don't share your secrets and girls who are genuinely happy for you when good things happen to you. These girls are ones you keep. Even if you have 3 or 4 good friends, it surely beats having 20 not-so-good friends. 

Girls who drop everything and call you the second they receive an sms from you telling them that something bad happened. These girls should be treated with utmost importance. They will never leave you...boys however, sometimes do.

There will always be girls that try to shake your life a little and turn it upside down. Get rid of them. Plant your feet firmly in the ground, look them in the eye and say, "SHOO!"

Quality always outweighs quantity and sometimes is really all you need.

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